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Happy New Year!
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Let's make
it another
successful year.
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Wonder if we have
a mission for
this year yet...
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###Script:2
Today is
April Fools' Day...
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Watch your back,
or you might be
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the target of
a prank before
you know it.
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###Script:3
Today is
Valentine's Day...
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The probability of
you receiving a
letter today is...
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...60%!
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Granted...I did not
include your mother
in my calculations.
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###Script:4
Today is
Valentine's Day...
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The probability of
you receiving a
letter today is...
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...60%!
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Granted...I did not
include your mother
in my calculations.
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###Script:5
Tonight is
Halloween...
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Be careful.
Enemies may be
lying in wait
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around every
corner.
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Proper camouflage
is essential...
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###Script:8
Tonight is
Christmas Eve.
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The chances of
a white Christmas
this year are...
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...45%!
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Although...it can
vary per region.
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###Script:9
Merry Christmas!
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Did Santa Claus
make an
appearance?
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There is only a
little while left
of the year...
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###Script:10
Tonight is
New Year's Eve...
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Don't be alarmed if
you see explosions
in the sky tonight...
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###Script:11
Happy Birthday.
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I hope you continue
to improve your
operating skills.
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###Script:17
Today is
"<printScheduleBuffer>".
###Command:printScheduleBuffer
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###Script:18
It's also
"<printScheduleBuffer>".
###Command:printScheduleBuffer
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